I love this so much
Have you ever wanted to cry but no tears came out, so you just stare blankly into space while feeling your heart break into pieces
TIS THE SEASON
a boy i dated like two years ago just posted a status on facebook about how much he loves his girlfriend but last night he messaged me saying he misses me and if he ever got the chance he wouldnt hesitate to try and kiss me again and i have all the screenshots of that conversation that i am fully capable of sending to his girlfriend i have this kid right by the balls and i am holding the screenshots for the ransom of 25 taco bell chalupas
so cool jay z and beyonce are going vegan!
i love the term ‘plant based’. from now on i will refer to my diet as ‘plant based’ since hipsters get mad when i say im vegan since i ate ice cream once and i have no desire to prolong my exposure to unreasoned vitriol
SCRUB DUB DUB GOAT IN A TUB